© ForrestGump

benjiecon:

Cosmo Sexting Tip #67: Send him a picture of bacon, he’ll go wild


beneathskylines:

boykitty:

Lemony Snicket’s short letters for his dead ex fiancee written in his books “A Series of Unfortunate Events”

this is morbid yet beautiful.

(Source: douja, via just-paint-the-roses-red)






elyphant:

I can only wish to look like her…

elyphant:

I can only wish to look like her…

(Source: chrisidk, via systemofadowny)





  • mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
  • me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche